This is a list of transcripts for the episodes of Sheldon & Mr. Randoms from the first season.
(We see Sheldon standing for a few seconds until Mr. Randoms appears.) Mr. Randoms: TA-DAAAAHAHAHAAEA! (Sheldon appears more upset.) Sheldon: Hmm?! (Sheldon turns around to Mr. Randoms.) Sheldon: What is it?!
(Mr. Randoms's eyes start rolling. Sheldon stares at him.)
Sheldon: Are you OK?
(Sheldon's hand turns into a "K".)
Mr. Randoms: (whispering) (yelling:) IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!!!!
(Mr. Randoms pulls out a present.)
Sheldon: Well, uh--
(Mr. Randoms is holding a jar of pickles.)
Mr. Randoms: Pickles!!
(A slight pause. Then for a second, a subtitle that says "Flipnote will start again in:" with 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, and .5 appear, each per frame. Another slight pause. We cut to Sheldon who is staring at him disgustingly.)
Sheldon: (spiritless:) Gee, thanks.
(The present flies and Sheldon grabs it. It explodes while a floating Justin Bieber head starts singing "Baby" to Sheldon's horror.)
JB: BABY, BABY, BABY, OHH!
Sheldon: (head starts to deflate like a baloon) AAAAAAAAHHH!!!!
(The episode ends with a still image of a blushing Mr. Randoms by Sheldon's headless body and the JB head with a subtitle that says "END".)
(We see Mr. Randoms wearing a baseball hat watching a baseball game. Sheldon arrives with a baseball hat and, to his disgust, he finds Mr. Radoms is next to him.)
Sheldon: You have to be kidding me.
(Sheldon sits down with Mr. Randoms staring at him.)
Mr. Randoms: YEEEEEE!
Sheldon: Uhh, Mr. Randoms?
Mr. Randoms: Hey, Sheldon, what brings you here?
(Sheldon, surprised, undergoes a memory with him standing by a mailbox with "Sheldon" written on it, whit him holding tickets.)
Sheldon: What are these tickets doing in my mailbox?
(Back to reality.)
Sheldon: Oh, no wonder!
(Sheldon tries to watch the game.)
Sheldon: I'm starving.
Mr. Randoms: I have a bread crumb for us to share!
(A slight pause, then Sheldon stares at Mr. Randoms questioningly.)
Sheldon: A bread crumb?
(Sheldon, dumbfounded, and Mr. Randoms, excited, stares at the game.)
Announcer: Now baseball goes to the only people here! Well, what are you waiting for, you two? (Sheldon screams and Mr. Random squeals) CATCH THAT BALL!!!
Sheldon: All right, Mr. Randoms. Get--
(Mr. Randoms grabs Sheldon and throws him in the sky.)
Mr. Randoms: GERONIMO!!
(We see Sheldon flying in the sky.)
(In outer space, we see the Earth and the Sun. Sheldon flies towards the Sun.)
(Sheldon runs into the sun.)
(The episode ends with a delighted Mr. Randoms with the ball jammed up his left eye and Sheldon, who is burned to a crisp with the subtitle that says "END.")
With A Toothbrush?
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