(YouTube premiere 5/28/2013)
This article is about the Flipnote. For the article about the characters, see Census Bureau.
- Main article: Stick Friends
This Stick Friend, a stick figure, refuses to cooperate with the Census Bureau.
- Main article: Census Bureau
A pair of law-enforcing census ninjas who despise the Stick Friend.
One of the Stick Friends does not want to give the Census Bureau his census.
(A doorbell sounds.)
Stick Friend: (rushes to door) What do you want?
Census Ninja #1: Hello, sir. We're from the Census Bureau, and we came to help you fill out your census.
Stick Friend: The Census Bureau? Aaahh!!!
(Heavy metal music plays.)
Census Ninja #2: Should we barge in through the front door?
Census Ninja #1: Whatever it takes.
Census Ninja #2: Ya! (gasps)
Stick Friend: (blows raspberry)
Census Ninja #2: After him!
Stick Friend: (hops onto scooter, breathes heavily) How are they ever going to catch up to...oh, my gaaaahhhhhhh....
(The Census Ninjas have set up a slingshot made of string, and the Stick Friend is launched on top of a truck. The Ninjas kick a man off of his motorcycle and steal it.)
Census Ninja #1: I got this.
Stick Friend: Ah, leave me alone!
Census Ninja #1: Give it to me.
Stick Friend: Back off, man!
Census Ninja #1: Uh, sure.
Stick Friend: Wimp!
(An explosion causes the Stick Friend to fall off of the truck, and the census falls out of his hand and into the second Census Ninja's grasp.)
Census Ninjas: Success!